jadeyscum:

I think we all got a little bit more gay this year

(Source: irwinfgs, via lydiasasstin)

did-you-kno:

In 1871, a defense attorney accidentally shot himself in the stomach while reenacting a barroom brawl in order to prove the innocence of his client. While demonstrating how the victim was shot by his own pistol, the gun went off and the attorney suffered the same fate. He died from his bullet wound, but he still won the case.
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cybergy:

DUDE OMG

puvie:

airagorncharda:

ilikefancysocks:

baby-in-a-trenchcoat-221b:

imanerd-whatofit:

EVERY

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GIRL’S

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CRAZYimage

‘BOUT

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A

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SHARP

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DRESSED

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MAN

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God damn it Misha

UNLESS

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THEY’RE

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CRAZY

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'BOUT

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A

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SHARP

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DRESSED

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WOMAN

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(via dannisanti)

isis-:

andewhussie:

drumcorpshero:

tylerchokely:

kelseylx:

We discovered a trap door in class today
The Chamber of Secrets has been opened

I CAN SEE FUCKING EYES GOOD BYE CLOSE THAT FUCKING DOOR

NOOO NO lies i see them to

I DONT SEE ANYTHING SOMEONE SHOW ME

OH SWEET JESUS CLOSE THE FUCKING TRAP DOOR

apogeesystem:

when someone tries to explain how to do something and all you hear is

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(Source: dimensionaltravelerswelcome, via itsdeepforhappypeople)

annicron:

look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany
it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes
drkarayua:

piertotum-locomottor:

deepthoughtmod:

This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly

frienclzone:

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you

(via jemmasimmns)

zootedboy:

*throws in big words mid sentence so u know i fuck wit books*

(via lydiasasstin)

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